
€19.90


€15.00
Rebel against perfection – ’cause perfect is OVERRATED.
Real skin has texture, shine, and the occasional breakout – and that’s exactly what makes it yours.
This skin-clearing squad packs your ride-or-die essentials to fight breakouts, tame oil, and keep you rocking your real, unapologetic glow. Say no to beauty pressure, because your skin’s job is to be yours – no filters needed! 💖
This ultimate clarifying rule-breaker kit includes:
Spot the F Off – Invisible Blemish Patches
Switch your zits to incognito mode. These ultra-thin, transparent hydrocolloid stickers are infused with salicylic acid, willow bark extract, and centella asiatica to unclog pores, calm redness, and flatten breakouts fast – all while staying practically invisible.
Pore‑fection – Clarifying Serum
Welcome to the era of balanced skin. This lightweight, oil-free serum is powered by copper PCA, nettle leaf extract, and xylitol to tighten pores, reduce irritation, and control excess oil – while keeping your skin hydrated and glowing.
Sheet Got Real – Purifying Sheet Mask
Clear out the bad skin vibes. With willow bark extract, probiotics, hyaluronic acid, and soothing botanicals, this mask detoxes, hydrates, and hits reset like a digital declutter – all while smelling like freshly squeezed oranges.
A cool hologram skincare bag (that totally doubles as a pencil case)
A hologram “Rebel Against Perfection” sticker – because owning your skin is the ultimate flex 💅






Ingredients
Birch sap – hydrating, antioxidant, calming
Coconut-derived surfactants – cleansing, mild
Xylitol – hydrating, supports skin barrier
Ingredients
Pore-fection Clarifying Serum:
Copper PCA - balances oil production, tightens pores, soothes
Xylitol - hydrates & soothes
Nettle leaf extract - tightens pores, soothes
Glycerin - hydrates
Sheet Got Real Purifying Sheet Mask:
Willow bark extract - pore-refining, soothing
Probiotic extract - supports skin barrier, evens skin tone
Mix of several plant extracts such as evening primrose, oregano leaf, elm root and pine leaf - soothing
Antioxidant ingredients with anti-inflammatory properties that help reduce spots
Panthenol - soothing, repairing, hydrating
Hyaluronic acid - hydrating
Spot the F Off Invisible Blemish Patches:
Salicylic acid - BHA, exfoliating, unclogs pores, helps reduce spots
Centella asiatica extract - calming
Willow bark extract - pore-refining, soothing
(there are only these three ingredients besides the ingredients that hydrocolloid is made of)
INCI
Pore-fection Clarifying Serum:
Aqua, Propanediol, Glycerin, Urtica Dioica (Nettle) Leaf Extract, Xylitol, Copper PCA, Acacia Senegal Gum, Xanthan Gum, Maltodextrin, Biosaccharide gum-1, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum.
Sheet Got Real Purifying Sheet Mask:
Aqua, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Panthenol, Allantoin, Niacinamide, Sodium Hyaluronate, Salix Alba (Willow) Bark Extract, Vaccinium Vitis-Idaea Fruit Extract, Nelumbo Nucifera Leaf Extract, Vaccinium Myrtillus Fruit Extract, Origanum Vulgare Leaf Extract, Chamaecyparis Obtusa Leaf Extract, Lactobacillus/Soybean Ferment Extract, Cinnamomum Cassia Bark Extract, Scutellaria Baicalensis Root Extract, Portulaca Oleracea Extract, Pinus Palustris Leaf Extract, Ulmus Davidiana Root Extract, Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Flower Extract, Pueraria Lobata Root Extract, Cetyl Ethylhexanoate, Xanthan Gum, Phenoxyethanol, Chlorphenesin, Polyglyceryl-10 Laurate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Polyglyceryl-10 Myristate, Sodium Phytate, Ceteareth-20, Ceteareth-12, Cetearyl Alcohol, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Glyceryl Stearate, Propanediol, Cetyl Palmitate, 1,2-Hexanediol, Parfum, Limonene.
Spot the F Off Invisible Blemish Patches:
Styrene/Isoprene Copolymer, Hydrogenated Poly(C6-20 Olefin), Cellulose Gum, Polyisobutene, Salicylic Acid, Salix Alba (Willow) Bark Extract, Centella Asiatica Extract.
How to Use
Scandy Pore-fection Clarifying Serum:
1. Make sure your face is squeaky clean (not literally, though – that's bad for your barrier).
2. Pump 1-2 drops and apply directly onto those problematic areas.
3. Gently tap until it's absorbed – like your skin's taking in the good vibes.
4. Seal the deal with a moisturizer to keep everything nice and smooth.
5. Keep it up both AM and PM for that all-day (realistic) perfection.
Scandy Sheet Got Real Purifying Sheet Mask:
1. Start with a fresh face – cleanse away the day.
2. Pop that mask onto your face, fitting it around all the nooks and crannies.
3. Chill out for 10-15 minutes as the mask goes to work.
4. Remove the mask and let your skin soak up the extra goodness.
Scandy Spot the F Off Invisible Blemish Patches:
1. Get ready for some patch action: start with a freshly cleansed, dry face.
2. Pick up a patch and apply it over the blemish. Go about your day or get some beauty sleep – these patches love a good undercover mission.
3. After 6-8 hours, peel off the patch and say "F off" to the pimple's remains.
4. Repeat as necessary, because your face is prime property, and there's no room for rent.
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€14.95
Elevate your skin's game with Damn Fine Nourishing Cream, the ultimate moisture boost that just hits different.
Our flex is in the pudding: shea butter plus bilberry and sunflower seed oils to wrap your skin in fatty a(ss)cid and antioxidant-rich nourishment while the delicious scent of oat & vanilla hugs your smell-buds to the scent gods.
This moisturizer doesn't just sit pretty on your shelf; it dives deep into your skin, leaving it feeling like a satin-smooth dream.
Its rich texture battles dry spells without feeling heavy, making it the perfect partner-in-crime for skin craving that extra TLC, or using as a velvety primer under makeup. Damn Fine Nourishing Cream has your back like a true BFF, loving and supporting your skin every single day.
BTW, this formula is 98% natural and 100% vegan 'cause we <3 this planet and our furry friends.
Ingredients
Shea butter* - nourishing, moisturizing
Sunflower seed oil* - antioxidant, softening, moisturizing
Bilberry seed oil* - antioxidant, calming
*contain a lot of fatty acids that help strengthen & repair the skin barrier
Antioxidants protect the skin from external stressors that can cause dryness, hyperpigmentation, wrinkles, and dullness.
INCI
Aqua, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Betula Pendula (Birch) Sap, C15-19 Alkane, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Glycerin, Cetearyl Olivate, Sorbitan Olivate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Cetyl Palmitate, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Heptyl Undecylenate, Acacia Senegal Gum, Xanthan Gum, Capryloyl Glycerin/Sebacic Acid Copolymer, Vaccinium Vitis-Idaea (Lingonberry) Seed Oil, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Bilberry) Seed Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract, Lactic Acid, Citric Acid, Tocopherol, Sodium Phytate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum, Coumarin
How to Use
1. Start with a clean canvas; make sure your face is as fresh as your fit.
2. After applying your fav serum, squeeze out a pea-sized amount and gently massage onto your face and neck.
3. Use morning and night, because your skin deserves round-the-clock luxury.
4. Don't forget to admire your glowing reflection – you're damn fine, and you know it.
Add it. That’s it.
Crushed already?
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€9.95
Bounce back to basics with a bang(er)! Meet Bubbly Baddie, the foaming cleanser with serious main character energy.
It's infused with birch sap to hydrate and soothe your skin's epic comeback story, plus coconut-derived surfactants to slide the day's dirt off DMs-style, without leaving your skin feeling stripped. Xylitol's on deck to keep your skin barrier's vibe soft and balanced.
And the scent?
It’s giving retro – straight-up Hubba Bubba bubblegum nostalgia (try saying that five times fast).
This cleanser is your daily glow-up, hitting the refresh button with a cleanse that keeps your skin's mood all zen. Its lush foam feels like marshmallow heaven and treats your skin right, whisking away makeup and the daily spill without any drama. Whether you're vibing through the urban jungle or serving looks in front of blue screens, Bubbly Baddie's got your back for that fresh, glowy feed.
BTW, this formula is 98% natural and 100% vegan 'cause we <3 this planet and our furry friends.











Ingredients
Birch sap - hydrating, antioxidant, calming
Coconut-derived surfactants - cleansing, mild
Xylitol - hydrating, supports skin barrier
INCI
Aqua, Betula Pendula (Birch) Sap, Decyl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Propanediol, Xylitol, Polyglyceryl-4 Laurate/Sebacate, Polyglyceryl-6 Caprylate/Caprate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Phytate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Parfum
How to Use
(let's pretend you don't know how to use a cleansing foam - wink, wink):
If you're in full beat, start with a cleansing balm to melt away the most stubborn bits of makeup.
Wet that gorgeous, gorgeous face of yours – prep it for the bubble magic.
Pump a dollop and massage onto your face.
Rinse and watch the day's salty moments disappear.
Keep it on repeat AM & PM – 'cause your skin's out here living its best life in bubbles, day in and night out.

Crushed already?
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